We were excited about Detroit’s giant slide on Belle Isle finally reopening Friday after being closed for several years — despite our painful childhood memories of getting our asses burned and feeling like we were going to die on it. But in a Facebook video showing kids literally flying down the slide, it looks like even more of a metal death trap than we remember.
“I think they sprayed the giant slide with Pam or something,” Andre Terell, who posted the video said.