Die-hard Cardinals fans who love to spend exorbitant amounts of money on largely useless things, your time has come — Albert Pujols’ 700th home run ball is currently up for auction and already going for a small fortune. St. Louis’ favorite Dominican dinger dispenser blasted that ball into the stratosphere in LA back on September 23, whereupon it was caught by a fan who turned down multiple offers for it on his way out of the building. Ultimately his decision to keep the piece of MLB history was a wise (if temporary) one, as it’s now up for auction on the website for the New Jersey-based sports memorabilia company Goldin Collectibles — and going for a staggering $160,000.
