During a San Antonio appearance Tuesday, Gov. Greg Abbott said Texas will have a $20 billion surplus at the end of the current budget cycle, but that money isn’t going to health care or public education, both severely underfunded in the state. Instead, the Republican governor bragged that he’ll use some of the funds to support school vouchers, which he said will shield Texas kids from … ahem … cross-dressing teachers. “How would you feel if you knew that the state of Texas was forcing you to send your child to that school with the inability to move to some other school,” Abbott said.