Now don’t misunderstand me … I love piggies (especially the little baby oinkers) as much as anyone, but you have to admit, the phrase “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig” is really apropos when it comes to the offshore wind industry and its efforts to bamboozle the public into believing that it’s good for the economy, totally benign for the environment, and will be California’s answer to its future energy needs…