We hate it when they mock our saccharine ways and silly traditions, but we relish it when they say nice things about us. Today is no exception to the latter.
If there’s one thing we Utahns like above all else—other than fighting over which are the best ice cream flavors, cookie franchises, football teams (bite me, Zoobs) and porn sites—it’s that we unite and come together as one to rejoice that we are loved and adored by non-Utahns. We hate it when they mock our saccharine ways and silly traditions, but we relish it when they say nice things about us…