Someone has cast a spell over congressional Republicans and undoing it will be tricky, said Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren. It would require Trump’s little toe, a pot of heated chicken’s blood, a shock of Mike Pence’s hair, the guts of a toad, Epsom salts, a Waring blender and a squirt gun. Nobody said it would be easy.

Imagine a future when old folks don’t forget names, idiots aren’t idiots and conservatives like Ohio Rep. Jim Jordan can tell the truth from lies. No Wilson, we are not making this up…