Miami Mayor Francis Suarez has officially tossed his hair gel-crusted hat into the ring for the 2024 presidential race. After several years of not-so-subtly eyeing a bid for the White House, Suarez announced his campaign for presidential office, releasing a video on Thursday, June 15, helpfully entitled, “I’m Running,” in which he’s shown — wait for it — jogging across his notoriously pedestrian-unfriendly city in a red T-shirt and stopping mid-run (as one does) to join a group of kids for soccer and chat with a pedestrian who appears to have lost their way…