As an Uber driver in Tallahassee since 2016, Kyle likes to say he’s had everything go down in the back seat of his car short of passengers knocking boots. Kyle — who moonlights for the gig company and asked that New Times use a pseudonym for fear of trouble at his day job with a state agency he’d prefer not to name — spends his nights and weekends plying the boulevards of the state capital, chauffeuring everyone from retail workers to sloshed college students to politicians and lobbyists.…