This just in: Jen Shah has bonded in federal prison with Elizabeth Holmes, the one-time Theranos CEO who got 11 years for duping investors in a billion dollar blood-testing hoax. It’s like Orange is the New Black, only for real—life imitating art, imitating life, imitating weird B.S. on TV.
Call it news you can use, Wilson. Monica Garcia, the new cast member on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, had an adulterous affair with her brother-in-law…